antiocial:

theocseason4:

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cinnamon bread recipe

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writingace21:

discreetwithabellyring:

we need sluttier music…..

sea shanties are right there

slipmethevicxdin:

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my dad just showed me this and said “do you know what this means? i don’t get it”

fuckeverythinginthisawfulworld:

I just really appreciate how The Mighty Nein got tired of waiting for Matt to give them a friendly archmage in the narrative like he did in the first campaign so they just invited themselves to the nearest one`s house and straight up asked him to be their magical sugar daddy. Imagine you`re Yussa just vibing at home when apropos of nothing there is a bunch of weird millenials you`ve never met before at the door and the next thing you know they are showing you their geometrical shapes collection.

maricon-carne:

skellydun:

I told this woman I work with to have a happy birthday tomorrow since she’s off and she did a double take before asking me how I knew that. when I first started as their boss I made a note of everyone’s birthday so I could get them a card/small gift. I told her that and she stared at me for a few moments before saying “I don’t like that. no you don’t know my birthday. unknow it” then walked away. so this woman I work with has never been born and I’ve never met her in my life.

Im sorry but unknow it is so fucking funny

soft-riddler:

lord-kitschener:

ma-sulevin:

Today, Indiana Jones learned that humidifiers, even ones with cool mists, are hard to drink out of.

I’m

Indiana Jones and the Cone of Enslaved Moisture

hungwy:

hotmeat89:

hungwy:

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

whore

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runcibility:

porterdavis:

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when that sunk-cost fallacy kicks in

salemwatkins:

jonniphillips:

jonniphillips:

Happy pride Normalize not explaining your thoughts to straight people

Just say them and if anyone asks you to elaborate just leave

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